whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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