Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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