I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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