Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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