I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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