he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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