I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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