they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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