White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
