So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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