I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Just high enough for therapy.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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