Whoa Z and x make the same sound
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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