On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
