Me. At least after what I've been through.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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