would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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