yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
