Got a toothbrush?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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