Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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