i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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