Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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