this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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