i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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