i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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