i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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