Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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