rhymes with "ouble enetration"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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