so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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