Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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