belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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