i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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