Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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