new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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