she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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