So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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