have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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