Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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