Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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