I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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