His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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