Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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