I wish I could teleport
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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