You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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