And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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