She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Send help, water and tortillas.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
false alarm, still single
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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