I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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