she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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