Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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