first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
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dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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