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• (850): View more from Florida

  So are we goin out tonight?

  (315): View more from New York

  Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...

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  And that was fun, wasn't it?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea

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• (845): View more from New York

  the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!

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  I left it in that guy's dorm room.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  drunk brunch me or lose me forever

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs

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• (315): View more from New York

  He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.

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