I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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