may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.