did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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