just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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