i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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