he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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